Green magic for the art witch — a gentle, season-by-season friendship with the plants growing right outside your door.
A Witch's Weeds
Is this you?
You walk past them every day — the dandelions in the pavement cracks, the nettles by the gate, the mint gone wild in a forgotten pot — never quite realising they're some of the most quietly magical plants there are.
You'd love a green, plant-led practice. But the herbalism books feel heavy and serious and full of Latin, and the last thing you need is another Strict Thing To Keep Up With.
What if it could be gentle instead? Seasonal, unfussy, and entirely yours to dip into?
What becomes possible
Imagine knowing the plants on your own doorstep like old friends — what they're for, how to work with them, the little bit of magic each one holds.
A practice that moves with the seasons, asks nothing of you when life is full, and is always there when you fancy pottering back to it. Ink made from dandelions. A windowsill that means something. The ordinary green world made wondrous again.
What it actually is
A Witch's Weeds is a gentle, ongoing green-magic strand for art witches — plant magic without the heaviness. It follows the wheel of the year: seasonal zines, a slow trundle through twelve everyday herbs, casual notes for when the kettle's on, and simple make-it-yourself recipes (dandelion ink among them).
No syllabus. No pressure. Just you, the green world, and one plant at a time.
How it works
This isn't a course you finish — it's a companion that follows the seasons alongside you.
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Seasonal zines — a new one each quarter, celebrating what's growing and stirring as the wheel turns.
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A herb a month — a gentle profile of twelve everyday plants (lavender, lemon balm, mint, mugwort, rosemary, yarrow and friends): their lore, their uses, and their magic.
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Casual audio notes — me, a cuppa, and a bit of plant chat while you potter about.
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Simple recipes and makes — things to actually do with your hands, like brewing dandelion ink and some practical magic.
Dip in whenever the mood takes you. Miss a month and nothing's lost — the seasons always come round again.
Who it's for (and who it isn't)
It's for you if you love the idea of plant magic but want it gentle, seasonal and unfussy — if you'd rather befriend the weeds on your own doorstep than memorise a textbook.
It's probably not for you if you're after a rigorous, certificated herbalism qualification. This is wonder and folklore, not a clinical course — magic, not medicine.
A word from me
I made A Witch's Weeds because rigid, year-long plant courses bored even me — and I was the one making them.
So I stripped it right back to what actually brings joy: the seasons, a handful of good plants, a cuppa, and ink-stained fingers. I'm not a herbalist on high; I'm a companion who happens to love a good weed. Come and love them with me.
What's included
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Quarterly seasonal zines, turning with the wheel of the year
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Twelve monthly herb profiles — lore, uses and magic
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Casual cuppa-and-chat audio notes
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Simple plant recipes and makes
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You'll need: a willingness to look at weeds a little differently, and maybe a jam jar or two.
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Access: buy it once and keep it, or find it included in membership
The gentle FAQ
"I don't know anything about herbs." Perfect — we begin with the ones you already walk past every single day. No knowledge needed, just curiosity.
"I don't have a garden." You don't need one. Weeds grow in pavement cracks, and a windowsill is plenty. The magic isn't fussy about postcodes.
"I can't keep up with monthly things." Then don't! It's built to be dipped in and out of. The seasons wait for no one — and judge no one either.
"Is this proper herbalism?" It's plant magic and folklore — wonder and storytelling, not medicine. Come for the enchantment, not the prescriptions.
The invitation
A few ways to begin — choose whichever suits you.
Have it on its own — £50 Buy A Witch's Weeds as a standalone: yours to keep and wander through at your own pace, season after season.
Or let it come with everything else — as a member The whole programme is already tucked inside membership, alongside all the other magic we make together:
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VIP Art Witch Coven — A Witch's Weeds is yours for keeps, plus your VIP goodies: the Creative Home, the zines, oracle decks, all of it. From £15/month, or £135 a year.
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Magical Art Witch — the whole programme, yours all the way through 2026, plus the Magical Art Witch perks. From £6/month, or £54 a year.
For roughly the price of the programme on its own, a year of Magical Art Witch gives you A Witch's Weeds andeverything else besides — which is rather the point of having a whole creative home to potter about in.
The weeds are already growing, right there outside your door. Come and meet them.
